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"do i contradict myself? very well then i contradict myself; i am large i contain multitudes" -w. whitman

cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
me: okay
me: rosebud
me: rosebud
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: kaching
me: motherlode
me: okay how about now